Monthly Archives: September 2010

On the Bright Side

On the Bright Side

Apparently my bitching about alarm clocks and homicidal commutes has led some of you to believe that I hate my job.  Oh contraire.

I’m really enjoying it so far.  My boss is great.  The people here are accommodating and a pleasure to work with.  The job itself is more engaging and interesting than I anticipated.  I’m left to myself to do things when and how I see fit.  And I think they like me.  What more can you ask for?

So yes, I’m happy.  Swearing my face off, sure.  But when am I not?  The commute fucking blows.  All things considered, there are worse problems to have.  I’ll take a shitty commute over a shitty job any day.

Half-Assed Boulder

Half-Assed Boulder

Nothing about Boulder was half-assed.  Boulder was wonderful.  So nice.  We stayed at the St. Julien, the swankest place in town.  We hiked, shopped, wined and dined, splurged on spa treatments (plural!), attended a beautiful wedding, the works.  It was the perfect weekend.

The half-assed part is the part where I haven’t caught up on blogging in oh, two months, and unfortunately the above will have to suffice.  Here, have a picture:

Can you say gorgeous?

Room

Room

I’m supposed to write a post for the From Left to Write book club about Room by Emma Donoghue and how it relates to my life.  A personal anecdote or something along those lines; no book reviews please.

The thing is, Room is about a young mother and her son living confined to one room.  Some psychopath has them held hostage: the little boy was born there and knows no other reality; the mother has been raped and assaulted for upwards of seven years.  Thankfully, I have no experience whatsoever that even begins to relate to that horrifying scenario.

The only thing that comes to mind is the skewed or limited perspective of children.  Room is told through the eyes of five-year-old Jack, grammatical errors and sharply limited understanding of his world included.  Irksome because Jack doesn’t directly explain their circumstances or background history, his narrative certainly gives an unusual touch to an otherwise gut-wrenching story.

Maybe it’s because I don’t have children or maybe it’s because Jack leads an exceptionally sheltered life (his mother has essentially created a fairytale existence for him to shield him from his harsh and terrifying reality), but I generally give kids far more credit in the smarts department.  He calls everything by a given name.  For example, “Ma poured cereal into Bowl and I ate it with Spoon,” rather than using articles and nouns (the bowl, a spoon, no capitalization) as they should be, not as proper names.  In any event, it drives me up the wall.  And is one more thing I can’t relate to.

Apologies for being such a debbie downer but this book depresses the shit out of me.  I’m one of those people who want their books to be smart and thought-provoking or at the very least easy and pleasant.  Unhappy realities told through exceptionally ignorant viewpoints are something I generally avoid.  Room got me out of my comfort zone, but that’s about the only praise I can give it.

*In the interest of full disclosure, please note that I received a complimentary copy of Room courtesy of From Left to Write.  Book club members are not required to write about books received; the above thoughts are freely given.

Feels Like a Lifetime Ago

Feels Like a Lifetime Ago

I’ve been so batshit crazy lately that I haven’t had a chance to tell you about Denver.  We went for Labor Day weekend, that last millisecond of freedom that was entirely too short and not properly savored because I didn’t know it was my last.

The boy (aka he that wishes not to be named) went to the University of Colorado at Boulder.  Colorado and Colorado State were playing the season opener; what better reason to hop a plane and get rowdy with old college buddies?

Good lord.  Am I really that old?  We graduated five years ago and I’m referring to college buddies as “old.”  Somebody slap me.

Anyway.  Denver.  Great place, although I have to say I liked Boulder better.  I’ve been imagining myself out there the past few years and it’s definitely not what I had envisioned.  The city itself, I mean.  It’s so small.  And the food was shit.  Is any city ever gonna cut it after New York?

We hung out with friends, marveled at mountains of perfectly legal pot, secretly shuddered at the still frat-esque living quarters of his friends, pre-gamed like old people (you try chugging a beer before 10am – it ain’t pretty), roasted in the end zone in 95+ degree heat, scoffed at the utter ridiculousness word-vomiting ceaselessly out of wasted eighteen-year-olds’ mouths, shopped in Boulder, dined in Breckenridge, ate more junk food than should be legal.  It was fun.

And rather than leisurely sleep it off and recuperate all week I catapulted face first back into the corporate world.  And I wonder why it feels like I need an anti-acid for my life.