Early to Bed, Early to Rise

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He’s probably dreaming about dragging each pear out of the fruit bowl by its stem and flinging it off the kitchen counter with a satisfying thud.  The little fucker.

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  1. Mine did that with cherries once. I left a bowl on the dining table and left for no more than five minutes and then there where cherries everywhere. Under the rug. On the chairs. On the floor. Everywhere. It’s amazing how quick those little fuckers can work sometimes.

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